{"product_id":"8228612178035","title":"Quitter Happy Retirement - Personalized Engraved Whiskey Glass","description":"\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those looking to celebrate retirement with a laugh—whether it’s a retirement party, a gift for a friend, or a self - treat—this customizable humorous whiskey glass isn’t just drinkware; it’s a cheeky tribute to the end of a long career, capturing the essence of playful pride and the bold, witty beauty of *“FUCKING QUITTER I MEAN HAPPY RETIREMENT.”* Imagine this glass in the retiree’s hand: a clear glass filled with amber liquid (whiskey) features a bold, humorous message paired with a customizable name (like David, or your own) and the year (2026, or their retirement year), perfect for toasting to new beginnings. Every detail, from the personalized name to the sarcastic yet loving text and sleek glass design, reflects the unique personality of the retiree and the emotional resonance of marking this milestone with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis glass creates a powerful connection that makes every sip feel like a celebration of their journey—each custom element (your name, your year, the “quitter” joke) evoking the beauty of decades of hard work, the joy of finally “quitting” the grind, and the depth of lighthearted gratitude. The ability to personalize names and years lets you craft a piece that’s as unique as their career, reflecting the late - night shifts, the inside jokes, and the moments you’ll cherish. From the durable, glass - ready design that complements any bar setup to the mix of personal value, every detail of this whiskey glass whispers *“celebration of retirement with a smile”* in its own special way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet this personalized humorous whiskey glass be part of your next act of love—whether it’s a retirement gift, a party favor, or a quiet evening reflecting on their legacy. Each custom element (and its personalization) evokes the beauty of their achievement and the depth of your appreciation, and the customization options let you make it truly theirs, with your own names, favorite jokes, or nods to their favorite retirement plans. From the eye - catching, bold - text design that fits their sense of humor to the combination of personalization and everyday use (perfect for whiskey, bourbon, or as a display piece!), this piece is both visually striking and emotionally resonant. It’s more than just a glass; it’s a daily reminder of the joy that makes retirement extraordinary, a thoughtful gift, and a beautiful tribute to the journey that makes their story uniquely yours, captured in the timeless beauty of personalized keepsakes and the charm of a retirement - inspired memento.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"2\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMESSAGE:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e I mean happy retirement.\u003cbr\u003e2026.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"2\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is a personalized product with a customized design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality material - Our whiskey glass is meticulously crafted from glass, ensuring a clear vessel that beautifully showcases the rich hues of your chosen libation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest technique - With modern engraved technology and featuring precision, the design is both durable and visually striking, ensuring it remains beautiful and intact over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnhanced sensory experience - Wide mouth makes it easy to add ice and feel the strong flavor of the whiskey. Enjoy every nuance of flavor as they play out in harmony, creating the ultimate tasting journey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTimeless and elegant design - This whiskey glass elevates any barware collection with a classic and sophisticated aesthetic. Perfect for both casual sipping and formal occasions, it’s a versatile accessory that complements any setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful gift for enthusiasts - Ideal for whiskey lovers, this glass makes a memorable gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or special celebrations, combining functionality with refined style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare instruction: Can be washed in the dishwasher.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackage: 01 whiskey glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial: Glass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEngraved area: Bottom (Outside).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThickness: 0.12 inches (~ 0.3 cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e- Capacity: 11oz\u003cbr\u003e- Height: 3.58 inches (~ 9.1 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Upper diameter: 3.21 inches (~ 8.15cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e Please allow about 0.5 - 1 inch differences due to manual measurement.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERSONALIZATION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease complete fields required to customize options (Name\/Characteristics) and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003erecheck carefully\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eall the customized options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharacteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe last step, click \"Preview\" to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made \u003cspan\u003e❤️\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease be aware that the Preview may slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"heartinprints.com","offers":[{"title":"11OZ","offer_id":44558343897203,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/4192\/7795\/files\/F-ing-Quitter-Happy-Retirement-Personalized-Engraved-Whiskey-Glass_1.png?v=1774866849","url":"https:\/\/heartinprints.com\/products\/8228612178035","provider":"HeartInPrints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}